JustinLJohns

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To: All gmail users

My formal statement is as follows: It has come to my attention that my action of unintentionally chrashing the gmail server this afternoon could have been seen as anoying, selfish, hurtful, and even offensive. I never intended to cause this 502 error. I want you to understand that I was merely trying to reform healthcare by passing along some financial information that has come to light over the past day. It all begain when after forwarding a few hundred messages I had recieved from the National Bank of Nairobi stating I was a recipient of a large sum of money. I figured, who better than the democratic party would know how to dispurse these funds! Now, however, I can see that it may appear that I was merely foolish. Please acceept my sincerest and heartfelt apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to rectify this 502 error you are currently encountering in gmail by the end of business today. That said, I would very much appreciate it if you would bear with me while I fix it.

Sincerely, your struggling web developer,
Justin L. Johns

Thanks Rudy for showing me this one yesterday, it made the list…

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